German schools, bad ink, leadership secrets of Attila the Hun, Greggs, Ashley Madison, pandas, brothels, Maggie Thatcher’s bullet-proof bus… and that’s just for starters.
Our most ill-informed contributor collected in one volume, padded out with lookalikes and comic strips. 110 pages of peurile jokes in PDF format.

The Earwig Collection
Contributions from our least-informed staffer. 110 page PDF.
£2.50