Another Load of Johnstoneballs

That’s absolutely right Jim, there’s no doubt whatsoever about that, that’s what it’s all about at the end of the day it has to be said…

“It’s the one thing they’ve got. Bags of ability… but they’ve got spirit as well.”
ALLY McCOIST
STV

Presenter: Name eight Scots who have played in the Bundesliga.

ALEX RAE: Stefan Klos…
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“Nobody wants to watch their team from behind closed doors.”
KRIS BOYD
Sky

“I said instantaneously after the event…”
ALEX RAE
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“That second goal has really knocked the wind out of their stuffing.”
ALEX RAE
BT Sport

“What an alluded ball.”
ALEX RAE
BT Sport

HOST: Who was the last Scottish manager of Aston Villa?

CRAIG BEATTIE: Martin O’Neill

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“I think Harry McGuire will give them that bit of solitude at the back.”
ALEX RAE
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“If Celtic win the trophy it’ll no matter a jog about performances.”
ALEX RAE
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“Nigeria: trying to finish this first half on the flat foot”
Simon Brotherton,
BBC

“Millwall are breathing down the back of their shorts.”
MARK CLEMMIT
BBC

“Liverpool attacking the Klopp End.”
DARREN FLETCHER
BT Sport

“Wales are now running amock, an absolute mock.”
JOHN HARTSON
Radio 5 Live

“He’s the glue that makes everything tick.”
MARTIN KEOWN
BBC 1

“John Terry has had more central defensive partners than Fred Astaire.”
JOHN RICHARDSON
Sky

“Aston Villa will be doing carthorses if they get a draw at Southampton.”
PAUL MERSON
Sky

“Steven Gerrard’s spent the game chasing Italy’s midfielders. Pirlo’s spent the game with a cigar on.”
ALAN SHEARER
BBC

Virgil van Dijk is probably a shoehorn for Player of the Year.”
JAMIE CARRAGHER
Sky

“He’s an honest kid. He’s so honest it’s untrue.”
MICK HENNESY
Radio 5 Live

“Giroud as the focal point… no squrae pegs in man holes.”
ALAN SMITH
Sky

“Liverpool’s spar has run out of a little bit of steam.”
PAT NEVIN
Radio 5

“He’s done his hamstring in. It wasn’t the ball he kicked it with it was his other leg.”
ALAN SMITH
Sky

“Allison came out and made himself as big as a starfish.”
SAM MATTERFACE
Talksport

(That’s enough Johnstoneballs – Ed)

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2 Comments

  1. Excellent, although I’m sure the article could have been alexraeballs – one syllable, one braincell and one task at a time.
    Never forget NTV FANZINE was one of the originals, thanks.🍀🍀🍀

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